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i debated whether or not to fill this out- then, i remembered i work at effing coldstone and thus have no self-respect nor upstanding reputation to risk anyway. feign interest.
1) Using artists, spell out your name
[M]ariah Carrey
[A]ll Saints
[R]ob Base
[I]ce Cube
[N]otorious BIG
[A]aron Carter
2) Have you ever had a song written about you? "She's Bought A Hat Like Princess Marina" - The Kinks, "Marina" - Joseph Arthur
3) What song makes you sad? no lies just love - bright eyes, mad world - gary jules
4) What song makes you happy? send me on my way - rusted root
5) What do you like to listen to before bed? death cab for cutie (i'm remarkably emo)
a p p e a r a n c e
HEIGHT: 5' 3''
HAIR COLOR: brown
EYE COLOR: brown
PIERCINGS: if you wanna be technical and hardass, 5
TATTOOS: not my style
r i g h t n o w
WHAT COLOR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING?: blue and white poka dot boxers
WHAT SONG ARE YOU LISTENING TO?: set phasers to stun - tbs
WHAT TASTE IS IN YOUR MOUTH?: easy mac
WHAT'S THE WEATHER LIKE?: dismal
HOW ARE YOU? stellar
d o y o u
GET MOTION SICKNESS?: not so much
HAVE A BAD HABIT?: oh im walking pet peeve
GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS?: on occasion
LIKE TO DRIVE?: creepily so
HAVE PETS?: theyre tragically deceased
f a v o r i t e s
COLOR: blue
TV SHOW: conan, simpsons, elimidate, ambush makeover
NON-ALCOHOLIC DRINK: i gots to go wit wawa peach ice tea
ALCOHOLIC DRINK: rum and coke is the choice drink of this lady
THING TO DO ON THE WEEKEND: i kayak when i get the chance
BAND/SINGER/RAPPER: yellowcard/dave/tupac (lives)
SMILEY:  because he gets all the ladies
h a v e y o u
BROKEN THE LAW: yeh
RAN AWAY FROM HOME: my current record is 47 minutes. no lie. 47 consecutive minutes of 100% pure badass
SNUCK OUT OF THE HOUSE: once maybe twice
EVER GONE SKINNY DIPPING: i don't have a pool and any sex appeal of skinny dipping is lost mid-afternoon at the local community pool
MADE A PRANK PHONE CALL: not since 6th grade (after which my mom made me call to apologize)
EVER TIPPED OVER A PORTA POTTY: tell me that'd be cool - see you cant even do it
USED YOUR PARENTS' CREDIT CARD BEFORE: once. without even asking i took that mother fucker and bought a colorful array of underpants at victoriassecret.com . i didn't even care. it was awesome and i was the man
SKIPPED SCHOOL BEFORE: no but sometimes i'll pack up my books like 5 whole minutes before the bell rings and i'll just sit there with this real fierce "i dare you to teach me" look upon my face
FELL ASLEEP IN THE SHOWER/BATH: long story short, you know you need to reevaluate your life when you awake at 8pm on a weekend to find that you've been sleeping in a bubble bath for a solid 20 minutes
BEEN IN A SCHOOL PLAY: riiiight like id ever be a play nerd
WANTED TO HOOK UP WITH A FRIEND: assuming the friend was of the male persuasion, yes
LET A FRIEND CRY ON YOUR SHOULDER: i got ya back till the end. one love, motha fucka.
r a n d o m
DO YOU HAVE A JOB: little known fact- the official name for my job is "mix-master" i'm not even tryna to be cute, that's seriously what it's called. how sad is that
YOUR CD PLAYER HAS IN IT RIGHT NOW: whatever and ever amen - ben folds five
IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?: i love that when girls fill out the survey they all pick sassy crayon names like "tickle me pink", "skyy blue", "cotton candy" and "orange"
WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY?: finding money in a pocket. even if its not my money. or my pocket.
WHO MAKES YOU THE HAPPIEST?: people who make me laugh
WHAT'S THE NEXT CD YOU'RE GONNA GET?: why buy a cd when you can heartlessly rip off the music industry by burning it off limewire
WHO DO YOU CONSIDER close FRIENDS?: people who've had the unfortunate experiance of seeing me hurl but haven't blocked me on their aim buddy lists yet. ilu!!!!!xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox bffaeae
WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO?: spend time trying to think of smart ass answers to internet surveys
w h e n / w h a t w a s t h e l a s t
TIME YOU CRIED?: i cry every day. a lot. feel bad for me? 
YOU GOT A REAL LETTER?: apparently using the us postal service is so '92
YOU GOT E-MAIL: collegeboard greets me daily with the SAT word of the day
THING YOU PURCHASED: fries from mickey d's
TV PROGRAM YOU WATCHED: blind date
MOVIE YOU SAW AT THE THEATER: the village. in case you haven't seen it, here's the big twist: the movie blows
y o u r t h o u g h t s o n
ABORTION: i figure your womb is your business and your call
TEENAGE SMOKING: beat
SPICE GIRLS: thought they'll always have a place in my heart, looking back, their popularity was one of humanity's saddest moments
DREAMS: are like fish, you've gots to keep em reelin'
also, conor is the man. (as see on his xanga)
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Anyway.... yesterday someone called me at the restaurant, and I was feeling really random, so after they ordered and asked for their total, and I was like
"That will be $15.85, should be about 20 minutes for delivery. I love you"
they were like "what?" and I said "maybe 25 minutes... but it should be about 20 minutes"
"no... you said you loved me"
me: "oh... well yea"
them: "........"
me: "ok, cya"
It was sort of weird
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hahah well i laughed and to hell with you if you didn't.
that's it.
free martha. feed mary-kate. bring back tamagotchis. | | |
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this would be my junior prom dress. buy it and i swear to god i'll beat you up and take your lunch money. i wont even think twice, man.
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i regret to inform you that you aren't depressed.
seriously though, tupac lives. | | |
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